he's on a motorbike of course he's ok

illegalize short Read Mores

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.

what if i’m an amorphous fleshy blob

how will i react to this blog then

“i’m so fat”

weighs like 63 pounds

FRDAYS IS OPEN TILL 2AM EVEN ON SUBDAY

If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.

f is for friends who dont talk to you

i wonder what all of my run-on sentences are running from…

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yugoslavic:

when the ostrich falls i want to cry so bad

wKGOPPOWGKPOWPOKGPOWPO OPOMFG POWGOOW OMFG

i’m not like most girls i’m an overused joke